Top Ten Questions People Have About Obamacare

Top Ten Questions People Have About Obamacare

10. "Will Obama examine me?"

9. "Should I continue to self-medicate with Sambuca?"

8. "Should there be a hyphen between 'Obama' and 'care'?"

7. "How much to make my knees hinge like a flamingo?"

6. "Is my deductible waived if I'm beaten by the yard dick?"

5. "Will it cover injuries caused by twerking?"

4. "If everyone has health care coverage, won't it stop being cool?"

3. "Will I be reimbursed for strippers dressed like nurses?"

2. "Will I be reimbursed for strippers dressed like nurses?"

1. "Can I still take phony sick days?"

Courtesy of the Late Show with David Letterman