Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Summer Job by David Letterman
10. Each day begins with the North Korean pledge of allegiance
9. You spend ten hours a day digging for Jimmy Hoffa
8. They make you share a whistle
7. Sign in restroom reads "Employees Must Wash Each Other"
6. Your parents lie and tell people you're a stripper
5. A big part of your day involves dodging Federales
4. Even the interns address you with "Out of the way, loser!"
3. To go home at the end of the day you have to escape
2. You work alongside this guy (VT: Chinese baggage handler)
1. You greet people with, "Welcome aboard Carnival Cruise Lines"
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