Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine

10 "For 10 grand can you make me Pope?"

9. "Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?"

8. "Hi, it's O.J. Wanna be cellmates?"

7. "Oh, I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich"

6. "Hi, it's Larry Craig -- did I hear something about a Senator's seat being available?"

5. "I'm calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist. Want to trade for a futon?"

4. "Hey, it's Cheney -- Damn even I think you're sleazy"

3. "You really Blagojevich'd your political career"

2. "I'm guessing you didn't spend the bribe money on that haircut"

1. "It's Sarah Palin. Thanks for replacing me as the country's most embarassing governor"

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