Top Ten Rejected Mob Euphemisms for Killing a Guy

10. Validate his parking stub

9. Cancel his subscription to "Life" magazine

8. Decaffeinating his espresso

7. Celining his Dion

6. Moving his show to CBS

5. Feeding him a Taco Bell death-burrito supreme

4. Giving him tickets to a John Tesh concert

3. Introducing him to Lorne Greene

2. Get him a room at the "I'm-Not-Alive-Anymore" hotel

1. Killing him

Thanks to David Letterman.