Monday, July 30, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Organized Crime Show

10. It chronicles the life and times of the Jackson family

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Organized Crime Show9. Mob bosses settle conflicts with spirited game of Trivial Pursuit

8. Only illegal activity is double parking

7. Mobsters whack an informant by driving up his cholesterol with rich desserts

6. Boss makes guy an offer he has the option of refusing

5. All nine mobsters played by Eddie Murphy -- remember "Norbit" is now available on DVD

4. They sit around eating sausage and pepperoni Hot Pockets

3. Everyone dies after catching tuberculosis from guy on airplane

2. Crime syndicate is run from behind bars by Paris Hilton

1. It's less violent than a typical episode of "The View"

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